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Teachers of English should appreciate this one. Not sure they could share it with school pupils though.


On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is a powerful medicine, and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

ROFLMHO! Just like forgiven, I didn't come on here to shop for handgabs either, just to chat with my friends. However, such is my mirth over this one Fey Hag, I have forgotten what the more serious subject I was going to talk about was now ! I am almost lost for words, for you have floored me with this one it is so hilarious. ... OMG " ness !!
And with that, Kkkaty, staggers off laughing her head off . !

Oh my god, I'm laughing fit to kill!

A man went to a doctor with a complaint about his manhood. Bery crusted.

The doctor said, .....No good. (He was from the country manufacturing those cheap knockoff imitation hangbas,

The man say, Oh doctor, you got someting done for it? Maybe operation?

The doctor say, ...no worries, ( He was half Australian )...wait one week, & it fall off.!

love it!!!

A few days after a visit to a massage parlour , a man develops a painful lump on his manhood, so he goes off to visit his Doctor.
The doctor who was a foreigner, studied it, and pursed his lips for a moment or two before shaking his head, saying,
" Awe not velly good, no good no good ( just like those blasted hangbags, ) velly bad news.
The patient exclaimed in alarm, " Well what is wrong Dr, tell me, what is the matter, why is my dick so lumpy.?"
" Well " says Doc, " best way to explain is...... you know what it is to have cauliflower ear ?"
The man nodded that he did, and the Doc continued, " Well it is like that, only you have got brothel sprout. !"

ROFLMAO

You girls are out of control! LOL




KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

OH Jilly, I love your picture, ... you are getting so good with your computer skills.

Wish I could master it like you.