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Fey Hag (User)

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Bloody designers 4 Years, 1 Month ago

Why do designers think all women with big bums also have a large gut?

Every pair of jeans that fit over my thighs are hipsters at the back & boobsters in the front.

If I bend, I do a Bob the builder glutal fold display.

I love jeans because they last---but I end up with a pair of mens ones, with about a foot cut off the legs gathered in at the waist like a gunny sack.

I look like a sack of washing tied up ugly