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A few days after a visit to a massage parlour , a man develops a painful lump on his manhood, so he goes off to visit his Doctor.
The doctor who was a foreigner, studied it, and pursed his lips for a moment or two before shaking his head, saying,
" Awe not velly good, no good no good ( just like those blasted hangbags, ) velly bad news.
The patient exclaimed in alarm, " Well what is wrong Dr, tell me, what is the matter, why is my dick so lumpy.?"
" Well " says Doc, " best way to explain is...... you know what it is to have cauliflower ear ?"
The man nodded that he did, and the Doc continued, " Well it is like that, only you have got brothel sprout. !"
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